Best Western Bitch

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Best Western Bitch
Midge best western.jpg
Traditional depiction of Best Western Bitch.




Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboard


receptionist at Best Western hotel


unknown, probably early to mid 60's



The Best Western Bitch (formerly/real name: Mitch/Midge) is a hotel receptionist, and allegedly the owner of the Best Western Aku Tiki, along with her husband.


She was discovered in April, 2010 when Prank Hill called her hotel several times with Tom the Pissed-Off Roofer. She was not a fan of his filthy mouth, and instructed him to keep it to his filthy self.[1]



  • "You're a sick Oscar!"
  • "When your mother gave birth to you, she made the worst mistake of her life!"
  • "Ya know, you keep your filthy mouth to your filthy self! And use it on your mother! You understand me? Your mother would enjoy it better than I do!"
  • "Honey...your mother loves you!"
  • "And as much as she loves you, she wouldn't want you to do it to anybody else!"
  • "Ya know, honey? Your mother enjoys it too much, you go do it to her!"

Prank Calls[edit]

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
April 2010 Tom the Pissed Off Roofer calls Best Western OhFugYew Mitch
Recording Guy / Recording Girl
Original call. [1]
2010 Mitch tells her co-worker how she really feels OhFugYew Bert the Desk Clerk Original call. Soundboard released in 2012. [2]
2011 The Mitch Recital OhFugYew Mini-Mitch Original call. [3]
2011 or 2012 Creepy Security Guard calls Mitch OhFugYew Mitch Original call. [4]
2012 Midge the Best Western Bitch calls her own hotel Prank Hill Bert the Desk Clerk [5]
N/A Midge calls The Collection Agency Realm of Darkness The Collection Agency [6]
N/A Giving away free cruises to Mitch and others Prank Hill Mitch [7]
N/A Bert the Desk Clerk calls his boss Mitch Prank Hill Mitch [8]
N/A Mitch calls her own daughter Prank Hill Mitch [9]
N/A Mitch wins a free cruise Prank Hill Mitch [10]
December 25, 2012 Mitch calls Reservations Mobiethian Male victims [11]
January 17, 2013 Mitch Madness Mobiethian Various [12]
March 19, 2013 Hillbilly Wife Harassment Mobiethian Male victim [13]
May 8, 2013 The real Mitch and soundboard Mitch win free cruises Prank Hill Mitch [14]
June 7, 2013 Bert and his wife Mitch go out for drinks Prank Hill Mitch [15]


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