Arnold's Security Guard
Ima Legalfirm's Depiction of ASG
Prank Call Victim
early to-mid 40s
Arnold's Security Guard (also known as Security Guard) is a prank call victim who was called by Arnold Schwarzenegger. He is featured in the Realm of Darkness call "Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Security Company". A soundboard was later created by the website though it has rarely been used.
- "Who are you?"
- "Who are YOU?"
- "Who do you represent?"
- "With who?"
- "What number are you calling?"
- "What number are you calling from?"
- "That's NOT our number."
- "Give me your correct number."
- "I can get it from dialing 69 to get your number."
- "Give you ... my address?"
- "What is YOUR address?"
- "No, you don't get to know me until you tell me who in the hell you are!"
- "No! You're not gonna ask me any questions."
- "That doesn't mean shit to me."
- "This is a police officer."
- "Yeah? And wh-what police department?"
- "John Cable."
- "Excuse me?"
- "You're a what?!"
- "Just fine."
- "Why don't you do me a favor..."
- "Why don't you go to hell?"
|N/A||Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Security Company||Realm of Darkness||Security Guard||Original call.|||
|March 19, 2012||Special Vengence 9: Pay your bills *not* (part the fifth)||Revolverocelot2501||Male victim|||
|April 23, 2012||Telemarketer Revenge 45: Are you stereotyping people? And you better tell me the truth...||Revolverocelot2501||Female victim|||
|May 9, 2012||Special Vengence 11: Pay your bills *not* (part the seventh)||Revolverocelot2501||Male victim|||
- Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Security Company on Realm of Darkness
- Special Vengence 9: Pay your bills *not* (part the fifth) on YouTube
- Telemarketer Revenge 45: Are you stereotyping people? And you better tell me the truth... on YouTube
- Special Vengence 11: Pay your bills *not* (part the seventh) on YouTube