Alabama Smartass

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Alabama Smartass
Traditional depiction of Alabama Smartass


Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboard

Real name



Mid to late 20s







Phone number

The Alabama Smartass is a 2010 prank-call victim of Duncan. Discovered by 'TotalRedial', he is best remembered for his humorous and witty responses to Frank's insults. The original calls, and phone-number of, the Alabama Smartass, are considered lost, presumably removed from YouTube during the 2011 Duncan Scare, when TotalRedial closed his account. No additional calls have been made. A victim soundboard of him was available on Realm of Darkness at one point in time, but has since been removed from the website.

The second call by TotalRedial to the Alabama Smartass was archived and uploaded by TheZodiacz on October 17, 2013.

A Man whose voice is extremely similar, with the same smartassery, was called by Sir Cranksalot in the call "Stilwell Grandma and Family Call a Southern Homo", uploaded in November 2012.[1] Though possible that it is the Alabama Smartass, it's never been confirmed whether or not it was.


  • "Hello."
  • "Hey!"
  • "I, I was, I was hopin' to hear from you today."
  • "Yeah, how you doin'?"
  • "How's John doin?"
  • "John, how are you?"
  • "John, how you doin'?"
  • "Glad to meet ya."
  • "You fuckin' backwards redneck bastard. How you doin'?"
  • "Right. (gasp)"
  • "Go on. (yawn) (sigh)"
  • "That's pretty cool."
  • "(laughs) That's what I'm sayin'. Woo!"
  • "Sorry Bubba."
  • "Well you know Bubba, can I call you Bubba?"
  • "Can I call you Bubba?"
  • "I thought we were friends. Why can't I call you Bubba?"
  • "Is that what they call you in Oklahoma. That's your local name isn't it?"
  • "Is that what they call you?"
  • "I called you 8 times today?"
  • "Do you like monster-trucks?"
  • "Do you like NASCAR?"
  • "Do you have a big truck? A big rig?"
  • "You must come from fucking Deliverance-land."
  • "Yeah have you ever seen 'Deliverance'?"
  • "Well Deliverance is about these inbreeding rednecks that come from the South, and my guess is...they're related to you."
  • "Tell me you love me."
  • "Just tell me you love me. Tell me you love me!"
  • "Please tell me you love me."
  • "Tell me you love me ... and I'll let you go."
  • "(sighs) Well tell me you love me."
  • "No you don't just want to fuck me. Tell me you love me."
  • "I'd LOVE to meet you somewhere."
  • "No, I cannot understand that. That what I'm sayin, if you pulled the cock outta yer mouth, then you can talk better!"

Prank calls[edit]

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
N/A Duncan calls an Alabama Smartass TotalRedial Alabama Smartass Original call. Removed from YouTube during the 2011 Duncan Scare and is considered a lost call.
N/A Duncan calls the Alabama Smartass Again TotalRedial Alabama Smartass [2]
February 21, 2010 The Alabama Smartass and Jedi Knight Martin prank calls DrMartiniPranks Various [3]
July 19, 2010 1-800-Flowers Harassment Pt. 1 (Alabama Smartass + High Redneck) SBRaiderX0197 1-800-Flowers [4]
July 19, 2010 1800-Flowers Harassment Pt. 2 SBRaiderX0197 1-800-Flowers [5]
September 19, 2010 Angry Grandpa, Frank, Willie and Alabama Smartass call to bug the shit outta Dickbag 8DuncanConstruction8 Dickbag [6]
April 7, 2011 Alabama Smartass plays Left 4 Dead Tehaidscanon Various X-Box Live call [7]
June 12, 2011 Hotel Redneck Pt. 3 (Castle Motel Meets The Police) WorldClassPrankster Castle Motel [8]
June 18, 2011 McJosh Harassment WorldClassPrankster McJosh [9]
June 25, 2011 Calls To Shawn WorldClassPrankster Shawn [10]
April 2, 2012 Alabama Smartass is in Love Picklepranks Female victim [11]
April 26, 2012 Alabama SmartAss Harrasses a Local Hillbilly Family AfghaNPranksteR Hillbilly Family Lost call [12]
May 9, 2012 Alabama SmartAss Likes To Call People Bubba! AfghaNPranksteR Various Lost call [13]
May 28, 2012 Chris Hotel Spaz, Alabama SmartAss & Arnie's Escort Call a Crazy Foriegner! AfghaNPranksteR Crazy Foriegner Lost call [14]
June 1, 2012 Alabama SmartAss Harrases Some Businesses! AfghaNPranksteR Various Lost call
August 10, 2012 Everyone is Stuck in the Elevator! Picklepranks 24-Hour Elevator [15]
November 19, 2012 Alabama Smartass calls the Grim Reaper Picklepranks Grim Reaper [16]
November 27, 2012 Bail Bondsman & Alabama Smartass Make Some Calls PranksByTheDozenHD Various [17]


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