Traditional depiction of Alabama Smartass
Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboard
Mid to late 20s
The Alabama Smartass is a 2010 prank-call victim of Duncan. Discovered by 'TotalRedial', he is best remembered for his humorous and witty responses to Frank's insults. The original calls, and phone-number of, the Alabama Smartass, are considered lost, presumably removed from YouTube during the 2011 Duncan Scare, when TotalRedial closed his account. No additional calls have been made. A victim soundboard of him was available on Realm of Darkness at one point in time, but has since been removed from the website.
The second call by TotalRedial to the Alabama Smartass was archived and uploaded by TheZodiacz on October 17, 2013.
A Man whose voice is extremely similar, with the same smartassery, was called by Sir Cranksalot in the call "Stilwell Grandma and Family Call a Southern Homo", uploaded in November 2012. Though possible that it is the Alabama Smartass, it's never been confirmed whether or not it was.
- "I, I was, I was hopin' to hear from you today."
- "Yeah, how you doin'?"
- "How's John doin?"
- "John, how are you?"
- "John, how you doin'?"
- "Glad to meet ya."
- "You fuckin' backwards redneck bastard. How you doin'?"
- "Right. (gasp)"
- "Go on. (yawn) (sigh)"
- "That's pretty cool."
- "(laughs) That's what I'm sayin'. Woo!"
- "Sorry Bubba."
- "Well you know Bubba, can I call you Bubba?"
- "Can I call you Bubba?"
- "I thought we were friends. Why can't I call you Bubba?"
- "Is that what they call you in Oklahoma. That's your local name isn't it?"
- "Is that what they call you?"
- "I called you 8 times today?"
- "Do you like monster-trucks?"
- "Do you like NASCAR?"
- "Do you have a big truck? A big rig?"
- "You must come from fucking Deliverance-land."
- "Yeah have you ever seen 'Deliverance'?"
- "Well Deliverance is about these inbreeding rednecks that come from the South, and my guess is...they're related to you."
- "Tell me you love me."
- "Just tell me you love me. Tell me you love me!"
- "Please tell me you love me."
- "Tell me you love me ... and I'll let you go."
- "(sighs) Well tell me you love me."
- "No you don't just want to fuck me. Tell me you love me."
- "I'd LOVE to meet you somewhere."
- "No, I cannot understand that. That what I'm sayin, if you pulled the cock outta yer mouth, then you can talk better!"
|N/A||Duncan calls an Alabama Smartass||TotalRedial||Alabama Smartass||Original call. Removed from YouTube during the 2011 Duncan Scare and is considered a lost call.|
|N/A||Duncan calls the Alabama Smartass Again||TotalRedial||Alabama Smartass|||
|February 21, 2010||The Alabama Smartass and Jedi Knight Martin prank calls||DrMartiniPranks||Various|||
|July 19, 2010||1-800-Flowers Harassment Pt. 1 (Alabama Smartass + High Redneck)||SBRaiderX0197||1-800-Flowers|||
|July 19, 2010||1800-Flowers Harassment Pt. 2||SBRaiderX0197||1-800-Flowers|||
|September 19, 2010||Angry Grandpa, Frank, Willie and Alabama Smartass call to bug the shit outta Dickbag||8DuncanConstruction8||Dickbag|||
|April 7, 2011||Alabama Smartass plays Left 4 Dead||Tehaidscanon||Various||X-Box Live call|||
|June 12, 2011||Hotel Redneck Pt. 3 (Castle Motel Meets The Police)||WorldClassPrankster||Castle Motel|||
|June 18, 2011||McJosh Harassment||WorldClassPrankster||McJosh|||
|June 25, 2011||Calls To Shawn||WorldClassPrankster||Shawn|||
|April 2, 2012||Alabama Smartass is in Love||Picklepranks||Female victim|||
|April 26, 2012||Alabama SmartAss Harrasses a Local Hillbilly Family||AfghaNPranksteR||Hillbilly Family||Lost call|||
|May 9, 2012||Alabama SmartAss Likes To Call People Bubba!||AfghaNPranksteR||Various||Lost call|||
|May 28, 2012||Chris Hotel Spaz, Alabama SmartAss & Arnie's Escort Call a Crazy Foriegner!||AfghaNPranksteR||Crazy Foriegner||Lost call|||
|June 1, 2012||Alabama SmartAss Harrases Some Businesses!||AfghaNPranksteR||Various||Lost call|
|August 10, 2012||Everyone is Stuck in the Elevator!||Picklepranks||24-Hour Elevator|||
|November 19, 2012||Alabama Smartass calls the Grim Reaper||Picklepranks||Grim Reaper|||
|November 27, 2012||Bail Bondsman & Alabama Smartass Make Some Calls||PranksByTheDozenHD||Various|||
- Stilwell Grandma and Family Call a Southern Homo
- Duncan Calls The Alabama Smartass Again on YouTube
- The Alabama Smartass and Jedi Knight Martin prank calls on YouTube
- 1800-Flowers Harassment Pt. 1 (Alabama Smartass + High Redneck) on YouTube
- 1800-Flowers Harassment Pt. 2 on YouTube
- Angry Grandpa, Frank, Willie and Alabama Smartass call to bug the shit outta Dickbag on YouTube
- Alabama Smartass plays left 4 dead on YouTube
- Hotel Redneck Pt. 3 (Castle Motel Meets The Police) on YouTube
- McJosh Harassment on YouTube
- Calls To Shawn on YouTube
- Alabama Smartass is in Love on YouTube
- Alabama SmartAss Harrasses a Local Hillbilly Family on YouTube
- Alabama SmartAss Likes To Call People Bubba! on YouTube
- Chris Hotel Spaz, Alabama SmartAss & Arnie's Escort Call a Crazy Foriegner! on YouTube
- Everyone is Stuck in the Elevator! on YouTube
- Alabama Smartass calls the Grim Reaper on YouTube
- Bail Bondsman & Alabama Smartass Make Some Calls on YouTube