"Weird Al" Yankovic

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"Weird Al" Yankovic
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"Weird Al" Yankovic


Celebrity Soundboards


Actor, Musician, Songwriter




Italian-American, Yugoslav-American



Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic is an American singer-songwriter, music producer, actor, comedian, writer, satirist, and parodist. Though he's perhaps best known for his song parodies, he has his own movie UHF (1989), which he wrote and starred. He also did cameos and/or special appearances in films like Tapeheads (1988) and all three of the Naked Gun movies: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988), The Smell of Fear (1991) and The Final Insult (1994).

Weird Al has his own soundboard here, which contains mostly quotes from UHF, but unlike the Arnold Schwarzenegger, Al Pacino and Joe Pesci soundboards, it has never been used for prank calls. Once you click on the soundboard, Weird Al's parody of Michael Jackson's "Bad", entitled "Fat", can be heard in the background.


  • "Yes! Yes! It's all true! I just don't know what's wrong with me!"
  • "This means something...this is important."
  • "Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight-loss programs, all this week on Town Talk!"
  • "Sex with furniture, what do you think?"
  • "Ah-ha! ROAD MAPS!!"
  • "Shut up, you little weasel!"
  • "Shut up you pinhead! You make me SICK!"
  • "I'm your worst nightmare."
  • "Redrum! Redrum!"
    • All the quotes above are from UHF

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