Springfield Pervert

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Springfield Pervert
Springfield Pervert.jpeg
Traditional depiction of the Springfield Pervert

Name

Unknown

Category

Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboard

Occupation

Cum Guzzler

Age

unknown, possibly early 40's or 50's

Nationality

American

Residence

Springfield, Massachusetts

The Springfield Pervert (also known as "Springfeel") is a man who unwittingly became a prank victim after talking to a soundboard of the Pig Sex Guy on a phone sex line. He was apparently looking for anonymous gay sex and didn't realize he was being recorded.[1] Furthermore, he is frequently dubbed "Springfeel" for the same reasons.

These profanity-ridden, sexually-explicit lines often generate considerable rage among parties being prank called, and various violent threats have been made to The Springfield Pervert as a result.

Depiction

Main article: Alternate victim and soundboard character depictions#Springfield Pervert

The Springfield Pervert is usually depicted as convicted sex offender and former TV personality, Vincent "Don Vito" Margera from the popular MTV shows, Viva La Bam and Jackass. However, some pranksters use alternate depictions of him, such as a nude, morbidly obese man with a beard, sitting at a computer or other creepy-looking men. On November 15, 2015 Don Vito the depiction of Springfeel, passed away due to organ failure. News of his passing sent waves through the prank calling community. [2]

Quotes

  • "Hey, cum-guzzler."
  • "Love 'em... They give good head."
  • "Ooh... I got a nice cock to slam in you."
  • "Callin' from Springfield."
  • "I got an 8-inch cock that's FAT. Nice 'n fat and I got it in my hand right now and it's...gettin' hard."
  • "What are you gonna do with that?"
  • "Oh yeah!"
  • "You're gonna drink the cum."
  • "You're gonna suck on it 'til I cum about 4 whoops."
  • "I'm gonna cum in your mouth so much, you'll be shittin' cum."
  • "Like a nice, big cock in your mouth?"
  • "Nice, big, hard cock."
  • "Oh yeah... that sounds good."
  • "Ohhh yeahhh..."
  • "8 inches. Nice 'n fat, can you handle that?"
  • "Oh yes..."
  • "Definitely."
  • "You wanna suck on that cock?"
  • "Balls rubbin' against your chin..."
  • "And before I cum, I'm gonna squeeze ya nose, and you're gonna take it all."
  • "You're gonna drink it."
  • "You're gonna lick it clean, and you're gonna keep it hard...until I cum again!"
  • "Cum all over your face and I'm gonna rub my cock all over your face, and then you're gonna do it again. I'm gonna force you to suck it again."
  • "You're gonna keep suckin' it."
  • "Like to get slammed in the ass, too?"
  • "I'll pig fuck you."
  • "8-inch cock, you think you can handle that?"
  • "REAL fat."
  • "Think you can handle that?"
  • "Bend you over and slam you."
  • "Slam you hard! You can handle 8 inches, fat?"
  • "You sound tight!"
  • "You want that cock or not?"
  • "You better beg for it!"
  • "How's ya lips?"
  • "Like to suck on some dick?"
  • "Like the cock cum between your teeth?"
  • "You just, let it go in your mouth and you suck it out!"
  • "I want a good cocksucker that sucks the cum right out of the cock."
  • "Want you to... really worship my cock."
  • "Need somebody that can worship it."

In popular culture

A Springfield Pervert quote was used in a Stillwater weather broadcast interview.

The Springfield Pervert has inspired the creation of a band; "The Springfield Perverts", as seen on Facebook.

References

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