Canadian Teens

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Canadian Teens
Canadian Teen.jpg
Traditional depiction of Canadian Teen


Prank Call Victim, Soundboard


17 & 15 (when they were first called)




Peterborough, Ontario, Canada

The Canadian Teens (real names: Allison and Maggie) are comprised of a pair of foul-mouthed, Canadian sisters who were called by Springfield Pervert,[1] Chris the Hacker, and most prominently, Drug & Alcohol Lady (with a brief appearance by Duncan. The eldest sister figured out the calls were recordings, and was later called by herself where she became embarrassed at how childish and petty she sounded.

Many calls featuring the Canadian Teens are considered lost due to the termination of The GoldenPhone's second YouTube account around 2010, as well as those of other prankers.


  • "Are you serious?!"
  • "Call my goddamn house one more fucking time! I'm going to come and kick my foot so far up your ass you aren't gonna move!" (shouted in a very angry, irate tone).
  • "Who the fuck are you?!"
  • "Oh my God! You are a 50 year old fucking lady! Stop pretending that you are 13 and fucking immature, buddy!"
  • "Do you even have a goddamn life?"
  • "You scared my little sister the last time you called!"
  • "I'm coming to your house and fucking kicking your face in, because this is fucking retarded!"
  • "Frank Gary?"
  • "I'm the girl for you! I ONLY suck the cum right out of the cock!"
  • "I love a nice big cock in my mouth."
  • "I'm a cum guzzler."
  • "I LOVE to guzzle that cum!"
  • "You ARE that lonely."
  • "Can you PLEASE squeeze my nose?"

Prank Calls

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
Fall 2009 Springfield Pervert & Satanic Racist call the Canadian Teens TheGoldenPhone Canadian Teens Original call. [1]
N/A Springfield Pervert calls the Canadian Teens TheGoldenPhone Canadian Teens [2]
N/A Springfield Pervert calls the Canadian Teens again TheGoldenPhone Canadian Teens [2]
N/A Chris the Hacker calls the Canadian Teens TheGoldenPhone Canadian Teens Lost call (re-uploaded)
N/A Drug and Alcohol Lady calls a Canadian Teen TheGoldenPhone Canadian Teens [3]
Early 2010 Canadian Teen Calls Herself TheGoldenPhone Canadian Teens [4]
N/A Charles calls his Aunt Ellen, along with the Canadian Teens Lost call
N/A Canadian Teens, Their Angry Father and DMF Call a Bunch Of Lying No Good Punks! Lost call
N/A Canadian Teens, Their Angry Father and The Deputies Call Some Crazy Bitches Lost call
N/A Canadian teens call high school payphones Nomadcowatbk [5]
N/A Canadian teens call payphones at a college Nomadcowatbk Various [6]
N/A Canadian teens call payphone near bar Nomadcowatbk Various [7]
N/A Canadian teens call bar payphone Nomadcowatbk Various [8]
July 30, 2010 Canadian teen calls pool Nomadcowatbk Male victim [9]
August 2, 2010 Loser gives his number to canadian teen and drunk girls at payphone Nomadcowatbk Male victim [10]
August 6, 2010 Canadian Teen calls another teen Nomadcowatbk Female victim [11]
November 6, 2010 Rude Lawyer Drunk Girls Canadian Teens call payphone near the bar part 1 Nomadcowatbk Various [12]
July 3, 2011 Weekend Calls 1 (ABG, Mrs. Haze, Canadian Teens, Casino Man, Chris the Hacker) Outl4wPranks Female victim [13]
August 25, 2011 Springfield Pervert Canadian Teen Drunk Girls call the high school payphone Nomadcowatbk Various [14]
February 28, 2012 Hyper Girls EP04 - all nighter # 4 - Canadian Teens! AfghaNPranksteR Hyper Girls Lost call
August 11, 2012 Canadian Teens call London payphones Nomadcowatbk Various [15]



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