Traditional depiction of Canadian Teen
Prank Call Victim, Soundboard
17 & 15 (when they were first called)
Peterborough, Ontario, Canada
The Canadian Teens (real names: Allison and Maggie) are comprised of a pair of foul-mouthed, Canadian sisters who were called by Springfield Pervert, Chris the Hacker, and most prominently, Drug & Alcohol Lady (with a brief appearance by Duncan. The eldest sister figured out the calls were recordings, and was later called by herself where she became embarrassed at how childish and petty she sounded.
Many calls featuring the Canadian Teens are considered lost due to the termination of The GoldenPhone's second YouTube account around 2010, as well as those of other prankers.
- "Are you serious?!"
- "Call my goddamn house one more fucking time! I'm going to come and kick my foot so far up your ass you aren't gonna move!" (shouted in a very angry, irate tone).
- "Who the fuck are you?!"
- "Oh my God! You are a 50 year old fucking lady! Stop pretending that you are 13 and fucking immature, buddy!"
- "Do you even have a goddamn life?"
- "You scared my little sister the last time you called!"
- "I'm coming to your house and fucking kicking your face in, because this is fucking retarded!"
- "Frank Gary?"
- "I'm the girl for you! I ONLY suck the cum right out of the cock!"
- "I love a nice big cock in my mouth."
- "I'm a cum guzzler."
- "I LOVE to guzzle that cum!"
- "You ARE that lonely."
- "Can you PLEASE squeeze my nose?"
|Fall 2009||Springfield Pervert & Satanic Racist call the Canadian Teens||TheGoldenPhone||Canadian Teens||Original call.|||
|N/A||Springfield Pervert calls the Canadian Teens||TheGoldenPhone||Canadian Teens|||
|N/A||Springfield Pervert calls the Canadian Teens again||TheGoldenPhone||Canadian Teens|||
|N/A||Chris the Hacker calls the Canadian Teens||TheGoldenPhone||Canadian Teens||Lost call (re-uploaded)|
|N/A||Drug and Alcohol Lady calls a Canadian Teen||TheGoldenPhone||Canadian Teens|||
|Early 2010||Canadian Teen Calls Herself||TheGoldenPhone||Canadian Teens|||
|N/A||Charles calls his Aunt Ellen, along with the Canadian Teens||Lost call|
|N/A||Canadian Teens, Their Angry Father and DMF Call a Bunch Of Lying No Good Punks!||Lost call|
|N/A||Canadian Teens, Their Angry Father and The Deputies Call Some Crazy Bitches||Lost call|
|N/A||Canadian teens call high school payphones||Nomadcowatbk|||
|N/A||Canadian teens call payphones at a college||Nomadcowatbk||Various|||
|N/A||Canadian teens call payphone near bar||Nomadcowatbk||Various|||
|N/A||Canadian teens call bar payphone||Nomadcowatbk||Various|||
|July 30, 2010||Canadian teen calls pool||Nomadcowatbk||Male victim|||
|August 2, 2010||Loser gives his number to canadian teen and drunk girls at payphone||Nomadcowatbk||Male victim|||
|August 6, 2010||Canadian Teen calls another teen||Nomadcowatbk||Female victim|||
|November 6, 2010||Rude Lawyer Drunk Girls Canadian Teens call payphone near the bar part 1||Nomadcowatbk||Various|||
|July 3, 2011||Weekend Calls 1 (ABG, Mrs. Haze, Canadian Teens, Casino Man, Chris the Hacker)||Outl4wPranks||Female victim|||
|August 25, 2011||Springfield Pervert Canadian Teen Drunk Girls call the high school payphone||Nomadcowatbk||Various|||
|February 28, 2012||Hyper Girls EP04 - all nighter # 4 - Canadian Teens!||AfghaNPranksteR||Hyper Girls||Lost call|
|August 11, 2012||Canadian Teens call London payphones||Nomadcowatbk||Various|||
- "A List of Prank Victims." Prank Victims Documents. N.p., 2009. Web. 15 Feb. 2012.
- Springfield Pervert & Satanic Racist call the Canadian Teens on YouTube
- TheGoldenPhone2 Archives on WorldClassPrankster.com
- Drug And Alcohol Lady Calls a Canadian Teen on YouTube
- Canadian Teen Calls Herself on YouTube
- Canadian teens call high school payphones (reupload) on YouTube
- Canadian teens call payphones at a college on YouTube
- Canadian teens call payphone near bar (reupload) on YouTube
- Canadian teens call bar payphone (reupload) on YouTube
- Canadian teen calls pool on YouTube
- Loser gives his number to canadian teen and drunk girls at payphone on YouTube
- Canadian Teen calls another teen on YouTube
- Rude Lawyer Drunk Girls Canadian Teens call payphone near the bar part 1 on YouTube
- Weekend Calls 1 (ABG, Mrs. Haze, Canadian Teens, Casino Man, Chris the Hacker) on YouTube
- Springfield Pervert Canadian Teen Drunk Girls call the high school payphone on YouTube
- Canadian Teens call London payphones on YouTube