Arnold's Asian Lady

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Arnold's Asian Lady
Martin Sawyer's Depiction of Asian Lady


Prank Call Victim






mid to-late 20s





Arnold's Asian Lady is a prank call victim of Arnold Schwarzenegger who was featured in the Realm of Darkness call, "Arnold Schwarzenegger calls another Asian Woman".[1] The victim's soundboard was released by the website in December 2012. The soundboard is notable as having been used to first call the Satanic Racist in 2008, eliciting the line "Well I just wanna know who you've been fucking, you dirty skank".


  • "Ok. Can I ask you one question?"
  • "Why you keep on bothering me?"
  • "WHY you bother me?"
  • "Well why you call me? You bother me that way."
  • "Well WHY you bother me that way?"
  • "You know what place you call?"
  • "No YOU call me. Why you do that to me?"
  • "Why you do that to me?"
  • "What reason?"
  • "Huh?"
  • "Who you are?"
  • "No! Who you are?"
  • "You wanna' talk to my husband?"
  • "John Kimble?"
  • "What kinda ask- what kinda' questions?"
  • "Why you wanna' know that?"
  • "Don't talk to me that way!"
  • "Don't do that to me like that. You call me. You don't do that to me like that. I don't know why you call me like that."
  • "What you gotta' problem?"
  • "Ok, ok, I'm bitch. Ok, ok, fine."
  • "Ok. I know! That's that you tell me!"
  • "You LOVE to say son-of-a-bitch, huh?"
  • "You CALL me! Don't ask me who I, where I am!"
  • "You wanna' know who's my daddy?"
  • "I think YOU ARE my daddy."
  • "Why you wanna' know what's my daddy- My daddy's a farmer, a working farmer, ok? Why you wanna know that?"

Prank Calls[edit]

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
N/A Arnold Schwarzenegger calls another Asian Woman Realm of Darkness Arnold's Asian Lady Original call. [1]


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