Angry Homo Escort

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Angry Homo Escort
Traditional depiction of the Angry Homo Escort


Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboard


Male escort







The Angry Homo Escort (real name Tim) is a mockingly-named male escort who was first called by The Depressed Guy and served as a sympathetic ear for nearly ten minutes, though actually did most of the ranting.[1] He has since been called by numerous other soundboards, and as he is easily provoked and makes laughable comebacks, usually of a homophobic nature, he has become a preferred target.

Despite his name, the Angry Homo Escort is not actually gay and was named that in mockery of his homophobia. In fact, during the first call to him, he specifically states that he wants to marry the right kind of woman, saying "Animals are real, dogs are real...if I could find a woman like a dog, I would marry her in a heartbeat." This seems to indicate that he could be something of an animal-lover, although he also mentions at one point that he is a hunter.[1]


  • "How can I help yeeww?"
  • *Singing* "You're a faggot, you're a fuckhead, you're a homo, a fucking fruitcake. You suck dick like, a little faggot, you're a little homo, you're a fruitcake. You're a faggot, a homo, you're a fuckhead, a fucking pussy!" (to the tune of "Mack the Knife")[2]

Prank calls

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
2008 Depressed guy finds good advice Cobra4073 Angry Homo Escort Original call [1]
N/A Duncan Meets Angry Homo Escort PrankVideoCompiler Angry Homo Escort [3]
N/A The Toilet Lady's Rampage Xaozzz Angry Homo Escort [4]
N/A Mixed Callz 4 SBCallingYew Various [5]
N/A Calls to Jackass Plumber and Arnold's Escort SBCallingYou Angry Homo Escort [6]
N/A Complaint to the Angry Homo Escort SBCallingYew Angry Homo Escort [7]
N/A The Angry Homo Escort Calls Himself TehPrankCaller Angry Homo Escort [8]
March 24, 2010 Angry Homo Escort Snaps EpicVideoCompiler Angry Homo Escort [9]
May 1, 2010 Duncan's Mother's Friend calls the Angry Homo Escort Lolomfgz Angry Homo Escort [10]
October 22, 2010 Angry Homo Escort and Tom vs. The Crane Co. Cobra4073 Male victims [11]
February 12, 2011 ∞ With Love ∞ 8DuncanConstruction8 Angry Homo Escort [12]
August 13, 2011 Prank call collection 10 Trendyrapslut Male victim [13]
January 7, 2013 All star calls Pranktz Angry Homo Escort [14]



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